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The Andy’s Theory

The Andy’s Theory Effect is a effect where people respond immediately right after you text him.
by Andy’s Theory January 6, 2020
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Ferris Theory

An observation on how well music played in a nightclub or at an event is responded/reacted to by people depending on how busy the place is, and nothing to do with the music at all.
Getting a strong sense of Ferris Theory in this place, wouldn't you agree?
by TwentyThousandKhz August 3, 2024
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The Jolie Theory

when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd
my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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Telescope theory

It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.

This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!

Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?

Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 25, 2011
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Theory Worker

people in management/sales/marketing that thing "in theory that should work"

they often end up setting impossible or stupid goals for others.
The theory workers seem to think that our plumbing company will build a whole power plant for our customer
by xenobasketologist April 15, 2021
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Chris A theory

The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!
by CusinFurry September 14, 2022
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Conspiracy Theories

Anything you are sufficiently uneducated about but form an opinion on anyway.
by B-Wild March 17, 2022
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