The Urspursgurs 

An extreme version of Asperger’s Syndrome but not quiet Autism yet. Basically, it’s Asperger’s with Asperger’s on top of it.

Boss: I think we should fire that Dorian kid.
Employee: Why?
Boss: Because he’s always fucking up, I think he’s got a bad case of the urspursgurs.

The Urspursgurs by Twhopper January 1, 2019

The Uncle Charlie 

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as you can in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has redhead MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie to those kids?”

The Uncle Charlie by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019

The unspoken commandments 

What?

they're unspoken for a reason

Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.

The unspoken commandments by Norrabal May 31, 2019

The ultimate tap 

The hottest person you know.

Yo Riley is the ultimate tap

The ultimate tap by pussy_annihilator69 June 7, 2019

The Up Angle

The angle used by most girls to make their face look slimmer. They raise their phone higher than their head and look at it, giving them a more slender complexion.

I used the Up Angle on him, and then he asked me out

The Up Angle by Istutstutustsu June 19, 2019

The Ultimatum

When you're getting a Gobby and you feel you're nearing ejaculation, you hold your girls' head at 'balls deep' level so as she can't pull away.

Between the realisation of this AND the hot load in her mouth, she will become slightly disoriented.
Use this extremely small window of opportunity to grab the strategicly placed Cling Wrap and wrap her entire head (ensuring its completely air tight and she still has your load in her mouth.
Tell her she has 2 choices: swallow it and you will remove the wrap,
Or she suffocates and dies.
(For optimal effectiveness, use on one of those rich, stuck up sluts that thinks their shit don't stink)

"Aye, I FINALLY got a Gobby off that Becky slut"
"Yeah? Decent?"
"Nah it was shit, so gave her The Ultimatum"

The Ultimatum by HubsBeats July 8, 2019

The Unicorn 

The act of placing a suction cup dildo on one’s forehead, then having an intimate partner ride it while proceeding to provide oral sex.

Hey Bro,I finally tried the Unicorn with my girlfriend, it was awesome.

Bro: Damn bro thats my favorite position

The Unicorn by Coquimaster July 31, 2019