Afgan Ham

When you Spread your butt cheaks over your mates face, and proceed to shit into their mouth, while they are making a bomb.

I laid some afgan ham on my mates face at sunrise, because she hinted she was hungry.

by Soggydingdong123 February 07, 2011

Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.

Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!

by The Hoax November 25, 2021

ham drip

an overly glazed ham.

you used too much! look at that ham drip.

by Packard January 26, 2005

Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.

"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"

by The Moody Poet January 04, 2008

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s May 29, 2005

Cleveland Steamed Hams

Your butt after a cleveland steamer

After a long Cleveland Steamer, i got myself some cleveland steamed hams

by lolmaster444 June 14, 2021

green eggs and hammed

heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.

fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"

by sloppysally May 17, 2011