Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.
Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
Get the Shoot This Motherfucker mug.

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs
Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
Get the Shoot The Dog mug.

Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!
by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 October 14, 2008
Get the Dookie Shoot mug.

shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.
Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!
by Rayaj June 19, 2016
Get the shoots mug.

Shoot

The things kids say before saying SHIT
by FLIPPING DAMN SHITS December 22, 2020
Get the Shoot mug.

Shoot

Shot with another O
Gun man used his shoot technique on the hero
by TockSaPill November 12, 2019
Get the Shoot mug.

Shoot

Kind of like "shart", but for women....who can't seem to say the word fart and insist on using the word toot.
I was at a party and thought I had to toot, but instead I shoot-ed. Took an hour to air out my soiled panties.

Sorry I shoot-ed while we were having sex...
by gobroberts October 08, 2018
Get the Shoot mug.