situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.

"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."

by gobroberts October 22, 2013

Shoot

Kind of like "shart", but for women....who can't seem to say the word fart and insist on using the word toot.

I was at a party and thought I had to toot, but instead I shoot-ed. Took an hour to air out my soiled panties.

Sorry I shoot-ed while we were having sex...

by gobroberts October 8, 2018