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self expression

1. Method of expressing feelings or opinions through physical means

2. The act of bitching and whining and calling it self expression
1a. The artist showed self expression about his piece about wartime Iraq

2a. That emo kid's self expression makes me want to kick him in the nads
by G. Matlin September 7, 2003
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Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".
"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."
by KHD August 20, 2003
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selfie

when someone, of vein stature, takes a picture of themselves and either: A- posts it on facebook, for no purpose or, B- masturbates to it in private/public.
Miss McBee hates when people post selfies of themselves on facebook, she already knows what you look like. 168 more pictures does not solidify the aesthetic value of who you are.
by zig zag zgoat December 22, 2012
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self control

by z July 3, 2004
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self imporcunt

when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else
Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.
by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008
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Self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)

A phrase to cover the act of female self masterbation whether internal or external.
Rachel says (02:27): I was masterbating
GlassyDarren says (02:27): Girls call it masturbating? I thought that was a boy word
Rachel says (02:28): Ok then I was performing the act of self lady-parts manipulation (SLPM)
GlassyDarren says (02:28): Ah much better
Rachel says (02:31): Yeah I am now thank you ;)
by Natreeba March 27, 2008
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self sexualize

the act of sex where no partner is present. or if one is present, gratifying yourself with out physical aid from the partner.
I was bored and lonely last night so I chose to self sexualize for an hour till I fell asleep.
by moco's capt-skeet June 10, 2009
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