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International Peringa Day

Following on from the misadventures of 2022, International Peringa Day - or PerinGala as it's colloquially known - is a day of remembrance for soft tissue damage, unexpected nudity, questionable choices and Dominos pizza delivery drivers.

Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.

Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.
I'm off too Sydney Street to get Holmaned for International Peringa Day.
by The Directors Unicorn December 25, 2023
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Additional parking

Where you have a couple of dab pens and when they are on their last legs, you can transfer all of the other pens liquid into one pen which mixes all different strains.
“Bro, how many dead penjamins do you have? “
“A couple meaning that i can do some additional parking on the empty penj”
“ fr? we are not gonna be sober for the next 3 days.”
by BROPUTKBOXINGSJSJDM April 29, 2024
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Mason Parkinson

A funny sonic news youtuber who is funny asf and always yells "SUBSCRIBE IF YOU LIKE SONIC" at the end of his videos.
Person 1: Yo watch mason parkinson he's funny
Person 2: ok
by Mason Parkinson #1 fan December 18, 2024
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Hao Peking

Hao Peking the brother of Hank Pecker Conservative Patriot, and veteran of the Korean War. Loves China and Xi Jinping
I am Hao Peking! Long Live China, Xi and High Speed Rail. Stopping the AMERIKKKA imperialist empire.
by NuclearCrescent April 21, 2025
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South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!
This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot
by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025
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Wood-pecking

The act of tapping away at your girlfriend's back/leg with your erect penis to wake her up in bed.
"My wife is forcing me to go to couples counseling for wood-pecking too much."
by God'sMistake November 9, 2025
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