throw my phone

A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.

These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!

by A dying goat April 19, 2018

Brittany phone hands

A female who always needs her phone in her hands. These girls usually cannot start or hold a conversation and are intimidated by groups of people so they resort to their phones. They will try to make it seem like they are preoccupied in every situation they are uncomfortable in. You will often see a "Brittany phone hands" with her head down while she is walking because her life only exists on social media and texting threads.

Mike: How was last night? I heard there was a couple of hotties that you guys met up with.

Tony: Just a bunch of Brittany phone hands that couldn't talk or make eye contact.

Mike. bummer....

by CpTn_Ghad September 18, 2019

Foreign Phone Fuck

sexting internationally

I foreign phone fuck her for months.

by Hotdog Xansabar September 24, 2016

Ray Charles phone

A phone that fits the following criteria:

Lacks a user interface

No camera

No video playback/record

Has a broken screen which disables the screen from showing up. AKA the traditional telephone.

David: "Man my LG phone fell and broke; now I can't see shit on it I'm ditchin this bullshittin Ray Charles phone for an even better one, with a working screen on it."

Stephen: "Fuck this Ray Charles phone, I'm gonna get the latest 4G phone, one I can watch YouTube on."

Jamie Foxx: "The wired telephone was made for blind folks to use. Ray Charles would be happy to use this Ray Charles phone. No disrespect to the music legend though, I'm just sayin'."

I know Life's Good but I just can't appreciate this BS Ray Charles phone for real.

by ogdajuiceman February 20, 2011

Holding the phone wrong

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.

Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

by Tom Forestein July 5, 2010

World Phone Tracker

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

Heavy Phone Syndrome

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account

VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.

by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022