A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.
That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.
by budlt21 July 29, 2015
A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
by Major Madcat July 14, 2019
by Supermaniacjoey44 March 09, 2021
when you open someones mouth whilst asleep and fart into it to make an echo and make it much louder.
by TheAlmightyDefiner November 04, 2015
"Use the Throw Away Phone so the one time don't gaffle you up."
by Ocean G November 16, 2015
A really rage-inducing thing that makes you want to end socalizing, by throwing the phone so your social media and video games on phone are lost.
These pay-to-winners in Clash Of Clans makes me wanna throw my phone!
by A dying goat September 08, 2017
The act of stuffing a phone (on vibrate) in to a male's anus. The other partner then calls said phone while giving head to the male. If truly commited, the female will most likely lick the remaining fecal matter off of the phone upon completion.
"Dude, Taylor gave me a Cambodian Phone Call last night and now my phone smells like shit!"
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
"Wait, she didn't lick it off afterwards?"
"No, she said it was too gross or something"
"Dude, she might not be as in to you as you think..."
by Obscene sex positions May 09, 2013