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evil nerd

1.)An urbandictionay user that writes bitchy definitions about a place like a high school, their teacher, a kid in their class, or even their girlfriend that dumped them.

2.)Or in general, it's someone who uses their technology power for evil.
1.) When Luke got caught giving Justin a black eye, he was suspended by the principal.
While at home, Luke transformed into an evil nerd and wrote a definition about his high school. Then he wrote definitons for Justin, Ms. Smith, and Mr. Johnson.

2.) The evil nerd hated his life and felt like punching someone. But he didn't know how to punch, so he decided to make a some malware of his own and post it on limewire.
by brian666evil August 10, 2008
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Nerd Swag

1.) When someone believes him- or herself to be cool, but in actuality he or she is a nerd.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.
1.) Joslyn fancies herself to be all that and a bag of Doritos, but she's such a nerd! She has nerd swag!

2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.

3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.
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nerd wrists

man wrists that are skinny, boney, or girlish in appearance. usually exemplified by a nerd virgin who has spent many, many a night poopsocking in front of his computer.
Inphared's nerd wrists couldn't throw a football but 1 or 2 yards.
by Amba Lamps March 30, 2010
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nerd phase

When you go from doing other stuff to doing nerd things for about a week to a month; such as jailbreaking your iPod Touch, or Youtubing videos on help on how to do something with your device. After you lose interest, you go back to the same old normal stuff you do.
Mark: Dude, you should come chill with us.

Tim: Nah, I think I'm gonna jailbreak my iPod Touch this week.

Jeff: He's on his nerd phase.
by cheeeezystix May 15, 2010
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GREEK NERD

A Greek guy that spends his whole work day talking about computers with his coworkers and they pretend like they're interested.
Tom: "George keeps coming over talking to me about the computer he's building...WTF!"
Paolo: "again? you serious?"
Tom: "ya that's like the 100th time this week and its only Wednesday"
Paolo: "George is a greek nerd now. Next he'll be telling you about USB sticks"
by Greek Hernia August 21, 2011
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Nerd Tax

The premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics
Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
by TedDeadMan July 5, 2010
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Nerd Warrior

A person who attacks another after lurking on a website forum etc but only at the end of an argument after they have been shot down. Therefor basking in fraudulent glory.
John
"You Tube's been great since Google have taken over it"

Peter
"You retard John everyone knows Google Video sucked arse"

Nerd Warrior
"Yes John you n00b" *Ching ching ftw*
by Man against the Nerd Warrior November 17, 2006
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