Ham Grabbler

A profession which involves the vigorous grabbing of a best friends arm and screaming Ham very loudly.
This action can have either a slightly sexual intention or an intention of asserting dominance to a certain person.

The term derives from 2 high schoolers in 2020 that were not paying attention in class.

The term was first used by rap duo Doritos On Ice.

Gustav: No Marius Stop!
Marius: HAAAMMMMM!
Gustav: No its the Ham Grabbler!

by The Hoax November 25, 2021

Afgan Ham

When you Spread your butt cheaks over your mates face, and proceed to shit into their mouth, while they are making a bomb.

I laid some afgan ham on my mates face at sunrise, because she hinted she was hungry.

by Soggydingdong123 February 25, 2011

ham drip

an overly glazed ham.

you used too much! look at that ham drip.

by Packard January 25, 2005

Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.

"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.

I gave my sister a ham and cheese sandwich

by kaleb s July 20, 2008

shit my ham

The act of being so drunk and that's the only three words you can say.

HOLY FUCK IM GONNA SHIT MY HAM!

by Brad3443 September 12, 2017

clamp your ham

Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.

If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham

by pseudonym1812 August 25, 2017