Failed-Irish Goodbye

When you pass out in a public place after drinking too much. The reason that it is "failed" is because a sucessful Irish Goodbye involves leaving the scene BEFORE you pass out.

Dude I wish I would have got a picture of your Failed-Irish Goodbye last night when you were passed out at the diner

by jezzicarae April 2, 2010

failz0r

A person who fails at nearly everything and is a total fail at all.

Dude A : Fuck I just dropped my keyboard again and now its broken.

Dude B : Oh my god you failz0r.

by kryp. August 20, 2011

Failcrab

During a well populated match of Zombie Attack on Garry's Mod, someone who tries to get past a human barricade while playing as one of the headcrab classes, yet fails and just gets in the way. Usually seen in packs of 5 or more.

Man, get the hell out of the way you failcrabs!

by Prizzin secks January 13, 2009

Failcoaster

A ride that significantly falls off the tracks and fails to complete.

Wow, you just rode the failcoaster.

Here comes the failcoaster...

by rileysjr12 March 30, 2009

Failcave

A term you use when a person fails and you would like them to go away and leave you alone.

Go back to your failcave

by johhny1232211 April 9, 2009

failburg

When the amount of fail is so huge it is like the iceburg that caused the Titanic to sink.

"I did so badly on that test, man...I am such a failburg."

by Wildebrian April 19, 2009

Failevator

1. An elevator that fails, either by incorrect markings and symbols, or by being to damn slow.

We took a long ass ride in the failevator.

by thisbemypseudonym March 14, 2009