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bare-faced lie

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.
Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!
by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005
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dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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Fucked Up

something that is really screwed up: Name; your best friend screwing your girlfriend/wife; relative screwing your girlfriend/wife;
see Dyck Trickle;
i just found Johnny knoxville fucking my girlfrien now thats fucked up
by for you to decide June 25, 2003
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Fifty Shades of Fucked Up

Last night I saw my neighbor naked and it was fifty shades of fucked up
by starknakedbitch December 2, 2016
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fucked

"And if you got double crossed you got fucked" RIP Big L Flamboyant for life
by Ryan Smith October 3, 2003
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More Fucked up than Jerry's kids

The adjective that describes someone who has achieved the most coveted form of intoxication. It refers to the disabled/mentally challanged children that recieve the money raised by the telethon conducted by Jerry Lewis. Although your fellow friend is not reciving money through a telethon, they display many of the same characteristics of a retard (drooling, unintelligable language, uncooth gestures, pulling pants to the ankles to piss)
Dude - look at this shit! Your boy passed out on the shitter while wiping his ass, and now the muthafucker is crashed out on the floor of a bathroom stall with ass paper hanging out of his corn-hole. Your boy is more fucked up than Jerry's Kids!
by Hung way LOW April 26, 2006
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fuckedupitude

a unit of measure used to determine level of stupidity in a given situation

from the Latin ~fukduptudum, originally coined by Socrates
This situation is displaying a high level of fuckedupitude.
by Barney Rubble March 31, 2005
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