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Bank Coffee 

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.
"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."
Bank Coffee by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018

Iced Coffee Addict 

An iced variant of Coffee Addiction.

Someone who is addicted to drinking Iced Coffee, from a daily to a semi-daily basis.

An iced coffee addict is someone who's often seen holding a cup of iced coffee.
Person 1: "Did you hear the Rose has become an iced coffee addict?"
Person 2: "Welp, she's now Stressed, Blessed & Iced Coffee Obsessed!"
Iced Coffee Addict by shiraida July 30, 2018

period coffee 

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.
I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.
period coffee by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

to coffee bean 

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
to coffee bean by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Cold Coffee 

Offering a beer before noon.
Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.
Cold Coffee by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

toilet coffee 

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!
toilet coffee by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019