Whale cookie

Riding a fat chick while eating cookies

Had a mean whale cookie session with Stacey lastnight

by Groundhogg May 19, 2017

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Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

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whale queef

When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina

"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"

by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017

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Whale week

When you’re on vacation and you spot groups of overweight women on vacation as well.

Instead of shark week...

We came to Miami at the wrong time. What is it, whale week?

by Kingdev8806 November 13, 2017

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ghost whales

A whale that had died and then turned into ghost which is now a Ghost Whale.

*whale documentary is playing. Then shows whales bones*
Girl: if the whales bones haven't been burned then doesn't that mean that they turned into ghost whales?
Other Girl: Wtf are Ghost whales?
Girl: whales that are ghost.. duh
Other girl: Gurl, stop it.

by Ghost Whales November 20, 2017

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