Dutch Waffle

The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.

Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
by Bigballer2301 April 12, 2022
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Drain Waffle

When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.
Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle
by Lady death May 29, 2019
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waffle handy

A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
by erection-infection February 27, 2014
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Waffle whore

A man or a woman that will sleep with a man in exchange for waffles.
She slept with him because he made waffles for her... Such a waffle whore! 🙄
by adityak93 July 02, 2019
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Butterfly Waffle

When you so fucked up on weed. You cravin butterfly waffles.
Yo Juan, pass me some butterfly waffles. Juan: the fuck are those. You trippin Tyrone.
by Who dat bitch. November 03, 2016
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Medium Waffle

Only understandable for homosapian males with lil dicks, the phrase can be portrayed in any light of communication. The creator of the phrase, Savagerealm, is the only true specimen with the correct definition of “Medium Waflle.”
Homosapian male 1: My dick small like shit
Homosapian male 2: Medium waffle
Homosapian male 1: Understandable
by TheRealNickMcClaughry December 20, 2017
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Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.
bruh you look like Soggy Waffles
by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019
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