Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope

The most random thing the human brain can whip up within the 21st century.

Fucking, Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope.

by YankyStanky December 27, 2018

rad tights

The incredibly tight girls jeans worn by 'scene kids' and 'emos', both male and female.

"He's wearing rad tights"
"what a fag"

by every cut counts April 23, 2006

Tighe

Loves cricket, He loves batting, his average run per match 37. He loves like loves Victoria

Tighe

by 69 boi November 30, 2019

Tik Tighs

Slang for "Thick Thighs" Usually said when a fat girl is present.

Cheeseburger eyes got that girl stuck wit dem tik tighs.

by BenR5 August 4, 2011

to tighe

To tell like 46541651894651 million lies in one day and still be cute.

Cale tighes neverrrrr.

by Caleman May 4, 2005

tighter than dick's hatband

A lot of people don't seem to know what dicks hatband is. It actually refers to a male penis, the hat being a condom and the the band ofcourse being the rubber band at the base of the condom.

Bro, she not gonna let you hit. She keeps that shit tighter than dick's hatband.

by sdotx January 20, 2015

Tighty-whities

Alternate name for "alt-right". Originally referred to uncomfortable bright white underwear for small kids but now refers metaphorically to racist caucasians. From the fact that the whiteness covers up assholes and immaturity, absorbs piss, and makes everyone uncomfortable and isn't something you should wear in public.

The whole Trump administration is a bunch of nutty tighty-whities.

Breitbart is just the usual tight-whitey bullshit news.

by Joshua Noblestone August 24, 2017