Jason

Jason is the king of potatoes, and is most likely irish.

p1-omg is that Jason!
p2-Omg Yeah! He probably has so many potatoes!!

by NoOneInParticullar May 28, 2022

Jason

The smallest and most minute being in the universe.

Wow i cant believe jason has grown so tall hes almost 3cm.

by 87cydhyr May 29, 2022

Jason Warm

A slightly more comfortable temperature than 'Luke Warm'

Guy 1: How's the pool bro?

Guy 2: It's Jason Warm now but earlier only Luke Warm

by Skinnymaster May 31, 2022

Jason

Warzone-bot. Always camps in towers and bushes. Helps get you back. Always wonders where the enemy is. Has 3000 damage and 2 kills. Likes to steal your loot then say he doesn’t have it. Always be lyin.

We pushed a building and downed 3 people, got downed but our teamate didn’t push and ran to hide in a corner. He was being a real Jason.

by Bubblewrap3 June 2, 2022

jason

jason is psychotic. stay away from him. he will email u.

“hey do u know jason”

“oh na, get away from him dawg”

by jasonhater69 June 4, 2022

Jason

Jason is a kind, ironically funny person, who when in a relationship he would do anything for the women he loves. Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s tend to wait for the right person for a relationship, and may fail along the way, but in the end he turns out triumphant. Jason tends to go though a variety of emotions, and are very sensitive, but are amazing in bed.

Jason made love to his girlfriend, and skateboarded of into the night.

by Brooklyn Kuhan December 6, 2021

Jason

A super nice person to know. Who likes to joke around and who is very sarcastic. He has a 7 inch dick that he can fly with. He is super shredded and is very respectful to the woman he likes most.

Hey Jason wanna have sexs

by Blackman444kkk December 6, 2021