Squirrelwhal 

A half squirrelicorn and half narwhal from middleschoolian culture

“ that squirrelwhal scared me as to how much it smelt”

Squirrelwhal by Sb55555 October 7, 2018

Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.

I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.

Squirrelin’ a Nut by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Dirty squirreled 

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

Dirty squirreled by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

Two Squirrels and a Monkey 

when you have two chicks sucking each one of your nuts and your howling like a monkey.

The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"

B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."

Two Squirrels and a Monkey by Bdpballaaaa February 19, 2012

Bald Headed Squirrell 

Tis the term for a shaved pussy...one what enjoys getting a nut

Gretchen enjoys showing off her bald headed squirrell.

There's a hair in my pie..It's not mine, I've got a bald headed squirrell.

Bald Headed Squirrell by Bald Headed Squirrell February 20, 2011

squirreled 

Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!

"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"

squirreled by AuntieArte May 15, 2013

squirrelly 

bizarre characteristics that cannot be explained

"dude, that dude is just... just fucking squirrelly."

squirrelly by dirk squarejaw May 4, 2003