lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

by slithy January 14, 2009

King Sausage

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.

Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !

by Quad32x December 21, 2008

Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.

Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"

by mesgônimo June 20, 2015

awesome sausage

emotion of gratification in a compromised situation; showing pleasure by giving reference to the compromise bewteen awesome flavorings of sausage, each together sacrificing their induividuality and independence to combine to form one tasty breakfast treat

Going to the party instead of your mom's house? That's awesome sausage bro!

by PrettyRicky808 November 6, 2011

sausage box

vagina

ex 1: "im gunna stuff your sausage box so hard"

ex 2: "so did you get with stacey?" "yeah i fucked her in sausage box."

by jatshateghandi June 17, 2019

sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free

that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.

by sweet cheeks80632 July 2, 2008

Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.

'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'

by Logistikon December 15, 2011