polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).

Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.

by potatoiam September 27, 2013

Polished Shit

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.

Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

peter polisher

One who polishes "peters", "peckers", "cocks" (penis). Commonly directed at one who is being described as a "fag".

John you damn peter polisher!

by There are no other names December 8, 2007

Polash

A person that cannot spell or type properly and is really dumb and retarded

Bro do you know that bitch? She's such a polash.

by Okbrudda November 28, 2020

caldo porish

the big gay. very smart. God of Jesusism

Caldo Porish got his wee wee stuck in the blender again.

by Caldo Porish March 18, 2019

poliwhirl

A fat ass retarted pokemon that only complete retards would want as a pet

He is a fucking sphere with water penis'

There's a poliwhirl

by Unknown-NRFTrollland March 1, 2017

kidney polisher

to burst another mans ass deeply

damn them boys on clapham comman are pure kidney polishers....thats deep

by john hitchmough February 4, 2007