bilge monkey

a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.

look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath

by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

1 A monkey that lives up someones rectum! do not attempt to interact with them.

Haha that Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey is going home dude, run man hes got his sights on your asshole.

by Valher November 3, 2009

Skungle Monkey

Skank in the jungle hungry for the monkey.

The neighborhood slut thats open more than dopebags in newark.

by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004

accordion monkey

A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.

Steve's an accordion monkey.

by Pedi August 19, 2004

poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

shovel monkey

n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.

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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.

Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.

You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.

by gnostic1 September 16, 2011

brass monkey

A drink made from mixing a 40oz bottle of malt liquor with orange juice. Commonly on tha street, this is done by drinking your 40 to the top of its label, then filling it to the top with OJ. This drink was popularized in the Beastie Boys song, "Brass Monkey"

"I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp" Excerpt from "Brass Monkey"

by Mondo Gecko September 26, 2005