Jessie

A beautiful girl that makes every guy jealous when she is dating someone. Everyone she dates name is Jack. If anyone meets her they should think about how much of a blessing it is to talk to her.

Jessie is such a wonderful and beautiful girl!

by George.Lucas1234 October 3, 2017

Jesusian

1. Possessing qualities or being similiar to Jesus, often describing one's beard.

That's a Jesusian beard right there.

by Cryptic May 5, 2005

Jessica

Jessica is a sweet girl and loves FORKNIFE she loves kids and likes getting in vans and she is so kind makes everyone smile even me she is so nice and likes searching up random names in the dictionary she so cool am I right

Jessica is so nice

by ITZnate16 November 10, 2018

Court Jester

A popular and funny person who grabs attention by craking a joke or lightly teasing others. Often has a dry sense of humor (says something funny with a straight face as though it were not funny) and usually uses sarcasm. Nickname for one might be "CJ."

Literally, the entertainer of the King.

Jimmy: "I don't understand this book!"

Tommy: "Maybe you should read it..."

Jimmy: "Thanks, court jester."

by CourtJester09 July 12, 2007

Jesus Jammies

A required undergarmet that Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (mormons)must always wear.

"Her jesus jammies are showing!"

by JennyJET October 16, 2008

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

jessica simpson

The better Simpson. So what if she's dumb, at least she isn't a poser like ashlee.

Jessica Simpson: This says baby food. Is it food or is it baby?

by Angelacia May 14, 2007