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fucking douchebag

sam palazzola.
fucking douchebag :
my fathherr.

a phyco mother fucker.

Fucking a man 

So fucking a man is like heaven but I never tried it because I’m single and will never have a boyfriend or a husband because I’m lesbian, anyways a duck goes in your ass of pussy blah blah blah in and out in and out in and out a lot of times you moan he cums you taste it I think 🤨 I think I’m horny 😃 anyways you finish then you say “ ROUND 2 SON?” Then he says “YEAH DAD!” Round 2 begins in and out in and out in and out . Moaning, cumming, and being tired! Ty for reading my horny thingy majig:)
Dad: hey son, wanna fuck?
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum

1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home

Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer
Fucking a man by Charles Dick in son September 1, 2021

fucking a 

1. Said in dismay
2. Another way of saying "Fucking ass".
1. Fucking a, I failed the SATs
2. Your such a Fucking a.
fucking a by anoyomous April 30, 2006

fucking faggot 

Fucking: ( ie. doggy-style) A fat whore decides to lie on top of you but you don't mind because its the only action your ever gonna get

(ie. doggy-style)

Faggot: 1st. a large piece of shit

2nd. a large gay piece of shit or commonly known as a bundle of sticks
Combined: 1st. A large worthless gay piece of shit (ie. Donald Trump)

2nd. Donald Trump is a "fucking faggot"
Jack: Hey.
Greg: Waź (whats) good?
Jack: Fuck u (you), Greg.
Greg: Haha, fuck you, Jack.
Jack: Go fuck off u (you) thick beast.
Greg: Haha, hey at least I didn't masturbate in the McDonald's toilet when Ronald Mcdonald pulled down his sweety pants. haha!
Jack: Fuck!
Greg: Let's jack (masturbate) each other off in that corner. How bout/about that
Jack: Haha u (you) gay cunt, that's pretty funny.
Greg: It wasn't a joke.
AWKWARD SILENCE
Jack: What the fuck bro (brother) u (you) serious?
Greg: Yeah, can I suck your big juicy cock

Jack: Fuck off, you child rapist, FUCKING FAGGOT, u (you) cock sucker!

Jack: Stop getting horny over 6-year-old boys!
Greg: Licking his lips, grasping his wet chode (small penis) No homo cunts.

Jack: Move those thick ass (butt) logs u (you) call legs out of my face or I might have to use my 6inch dildo on u (you).
Greg: Fuck u (you). Go suck my large irregular shaped Chode (small penis) for brunch ( in between breakfast and lunch).
Jack: cunt u (you) just admitted ur (your) fat ass (butt) had a chode (small penis)
fucking faggot by That_Gay_Cunt April 19, 2018

fucking comfy 

John has a beanbag chair that is fucking comfy
fucking comfy by B11good March 14, 2009