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Intervention Drunk
adj. A level of drunkeness acheived successive to shit-faced, wasted, hammered, smashed, etc...
Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Side effects of intervention drunk may include but are not limited to: sexually transmitted disease, memory loss, vomiting and nausea, dizziness, whiskey dick, unorthodox sexual practices (bukkake parties), TV camera crews following you around and reaquainting with relatives who previously did not give a shit about you but now read to you sappy letters about how glorious you previously were.
Jim: My buddy is coming over and says he wants to get intervention drunk this weekend!
Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
Neil: Are you sure that's safe? My brother did that once and now he's at Sunny Palms rehabilitation Center.
Intervention Drunk by Stiffany Praznik August 12, 2008
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australian drunk
Bob: Man, I woke up this morning on somebody's front lawn, 3 blocks away.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.
Barry: That's what you get for getting Australian drunk.
australian drunk by 75966r3 May 3, 2008
Facebook drunk
So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.
Facebook drunk by George McBob September 17, 2010
Santa Clause Drunk
Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
Santa Clause Drunk by CreeperStash October 7, 2008
Dumb Drunk Girl
Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.
Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"
McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"
McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"
Dumb Drunk Girl by Spookywings May 26, 2011