SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE

MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK

by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010

Dick Clark

1) Full name Richard Wagstaff Clark, Dick Clark had his first major TV appearance as the host of "American Bandstand" in 1957. Nicknamed "The World's Oldest Teenager" for his ability to always be knowledgable about America's popular music. 2004 was the 30th anniversery of his anual hosting of "New Year's Rockin' Eve"
2) A man who seems to have figured out how to live forever.

This song has been around forever! It's so Dick Clark!

by Assessment January 2, 2004

dicks up

instead of saying the standard 'thumbs up,' dicks up can be used to express a much greater emotion that goes along with a feeling of satisfaction.

after seeing that porno, i gave it two dicks up

by marmy69 December 7, 2010

kicked it in the dick

to have excelled at or to triumphed within and action or calling

person 1 - "how was your interview"
person 2 - "kicked it in the dick"

by donovan wilkinson January 28, 2007

dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

by Danobobano October 20, 2005

Dick Cheney

the coldest motherfucker you'll ever meet.

Woman in passenger seat of car: Honey... Is that Dick Cheney over there?

Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.

by McShane September 20, 2009

Dick squeeze

A person that squeezes dicks.

Timmy's a fucking dick squeeze.

by jimmyjimmymile May 27, 2009