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by SomeGuyOnlineCalledTodo March 21, 2019
Get the Countryballs mug.Affectionate term that Mainers use for Aroostook County. Wicked rural, it's comprised of the northern ~1/4 of the state. Think moose, lumberjacks, plaid flannel, potato farmers, and paper mills. Ayuh. The County.
"Can you tell me the best way to Portland from The County?"
"Ayuh. Well you cahn't get theah from heah..."
"Ayuh. Well you cahn't get theah from heah..."
by BC08 November 12, 2005
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Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building
by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005
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While the population stereotypically consists of backwards rednecks and senile, retired couples, about half or more of the people who lived there moved from Boston, New York, or some other supposedly "bigger and better" location.
Among Citrus County's features are the infamous Super WalMart that those who actually care about the economy and the environment will try to avoid at all costs, the "radioactive beach" that will physically screw up everyone who tries to take a swim off the coast, a huge power plant, and an underappreciated state park famous for its manatees, as well as mean old men with anger problems and tyrannical, unfair legal system that will sentence a fifteen year old to ten years in prison for stealing a few cans of beer and let a 40 year old woman get away with assault.
Another notable feature of Citrus County is the presence of illegal drugs, particularly in Homossassa, rumored to be the pothead capitol of the county.
Citrus County has about four high schools, Lecanto High School, which is populated by idiots with a sense of humor, Citrus High School, which is populated by idiots who are hilarious but don't quite know how to make fun of themselves, Crystal River High School, which is locally famous for its notoriously bad test grades, and Crest, which is where "bad kids" and extreme psychological cases are sent to help them "cope with life." (Albeit few of them come out in good condition.)
If there's one thing that makes Citrus County worth it, it's the place's eccentric youth population, all of whom have some sort of bizarre problem or personality trait that to a subjective observer will seem nothing short of comic.
Among the population of Citrus County can be seen individuals who can bend their knees inwards, people with retractable beer bellies and yellow teeth, rich wiggers with a god complex, and children who are either unnaturally intelligent or unnaturally stupid, depending on who they are.
Note the presence of skateboards in practically every location, especially in Inverness. The antics of the youths are always good for a laugh.
To put it this way, Citrus County, in places where it isn't occupied by the retired or by drunken "trailer trash," is something like twisted high school comedy.
To sum it up this way, imagine the characters in Napoleon Dynamite and Lords of Dogtown getting together and doing crack. And that's saying something.
While the population stereotypically consists of backwards rednecks and senile, retired couples, about half or more of the people who lived there moved from Boston, New York, or some other supposedly "bigger and better" location.
Among Citrus County's features are the infamous Super WalMart that those who actually care about the economy and the environment will try to avoid at all costs, the "radioactive beach" that will physically screw up everyone who tries to take a swim off the coast, a huge power plant, and an underappreciated state park famous for its manatees, as well as mean old men with anger problems and tyrannical, unfair legal system that will sentence a fifteen year old to ten years in prison for stealing a few cans of beer and let a 40 year old woman get away with assault.
Another notable feature of Citrus County is the presence of illegal drugs, particularly in Homossassa, rumored to be the pothead capitol of the county.
Citrus County has about four high schools, Lecanto High School, which is populated by idiots with a sense of humor, Citrus High School, which is populated by idiots who are hilarious but don't quite know how to make fun of themselves, Crystal River High School, which is locally famous for its notoriously bad test grades, and Crest, which is where "bad kids" and extreme psychological cases are sent to help them "cope with life." (Albeit few of them come out in good condition.)
If there's one thing that makes Citrus County worth it, it's the place's eccentric youth population, all of whom have some sort of bizarre problem or personality trait that to a subjective observer will seem nothing short of comic.
Among the population of Citrus County can be seen individuals who can bend their knees inwards, people with retractable beer bellies and yellow teeth, rich wiggers with a god complex, and children who are either unnaturally intelligent or unnaturally stupid, depending on who they are.
Note the presence of skateboards in practically every location, especially in Inverness. The antics of the youths are always good for a laugh.
To put it this way, Citrus County, in places where it isn't occupied by the retired or by drunken "trailer trash," is something like twisted high school comedy.
To sum it up this way, imagine the characters in Napoleon Dynamite and Lords of Dogtown getting together and doing crack. And that's saying something.
Anyone who's ever read Mervyn Peake will realize that, by comparison to Gormenghast, Citrus County really isn't all that bad...
by Boogiepop June 29, 2006
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He is normally seen wearing a baseball cap, old jeans, and a t-shirt, but will occasionally wear cowboy-boots and a button-down shirt.
Strong and hard working and most likely drives a truck
Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.
Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
99% of us are NOT white trash, ignorant, close minded racists.
A real country boy is kind in nature but very masculine, and always treats his woman with respect. They are generally very polite, old fashioned, easy-going, and genuine.
A true blue country boy works hard for what he wants, loves and treats his girl and family right, and lives for Jesus.
Just because some guy drives a new truck, wears camo, and flies a rebel flag doesn't mean a thing. It all has to do with how you were raised, your morals, and your lifestyle.
He is normally seen wearing a baseball cap, old jeans, and a t-shirt, but will occasionally wear cowboy-boots and a button-down shirt.
Strong and hard working and most likely drives a truck
Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.
Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
99% of us are NOT white trash, ignorant, close minded racists.
A real country boy is kind in nature but very masculine, and always treats his woman with respect. They are generally very polite, old fashioned, easy-going, and genuine.
A true blue country boy works hard for what he wants, loves and treats his girl and family right, and lives for Jesus.
Just because some guy drives a new truck, wears camo, and flies a rebel flag doesn't mean a thing. It all has to do with how you were raised, your morals, and your lifestyle.
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