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Clapperclaw

An extremely sensual, albeit complicated sexual position. Those who master this are the official kings/queens of sex.

To perform the Clapperclaw, you must:

1. Begin in a basic scissor position, with each person facing upwards (this still works with men and women, a man just should penetrate his partner from this position.)

2. Slowly, each person arches their back at the same speed, lifting the scissor connection into the air

3. Lock your legs up to the knee and allow the calf to dangle.

4. The Clapperclaw has been performed.
Kevin: Yo dude, last night I totally clapperclawed a drunk chick I met

Chris: Wow man, I'm impressed.

Kevin: Yea, you should be. I then proceeded to perform the raging jot on her.

Chris: Unbelievable
Clapperclaw by kMurg November 22, 2010
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A mix between a cloak and a cape, that only badasses have the ability to wear. That's right Tyler and Kaho, you aren't badasses.
"I wish our Drum Majors had clapes that were as badass as Kyle and Donee's. Like Damn."
Clape by J-Swizzle-Band October 20, 2013
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Can refer to someone being killed or can refer to someone having nasty hardcore sex thus making a hard thumping noise which can resemble someone clapping their hands.
Like some clap on lights in this bitch
I'm a be clapping all night in this bitch
--Lil Wayne(Got Money)
Clappin by clapper416 November 2, 2008
Sound activated on/off switch by Joseph Enterprises, the maker of Chia Pets
"CLAP ON! <clap-clap> CLAP OFF! <clap clap> CLAP ON, CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER! <clap-clap>"
clapper by Aaron Ferber November 10, 2006

Happy Clappy 

Someone who thinks that everything would be alright if only people would stop complaining.
That davep's a right Happy Clappy
Happy Clappy by Gregory Peckary September 23, 2003

Clapping H

A sex act involving two guys and one girl. While the girl is on all fours, one man gets the chick from the rear section, the other "face fucks" her. While thrusting, the two men clap their hands over top of the girl. Their bodies form the letter 'H', thus creating the Clapping H.
Dude that total slut let me and my dude complete the Clapping H
Clapping H by JohnnyApple January 3, 2005

Clapping pussy 

When some girl is horny for something or somebody.
Look how Ana looks at Jim, she has such a clapping pussy!
Clapping pussy by H Romeu January 15, 2010