chris cornell 

The best vocalist of all time.

of Soundgarden and Audioslave

I saw Chris Cornell with Audioslave last night, man he was fuckin awesome!

chris cornell by Alex Kats May 24, 2005

Chris Adams 

total manwhore who every catholic school girls wants in bed. wears rings, skinny jeans, and has sex hair 24/7. can and will get every girl he can.

Emily: Oh my gosh is that Chris Adams?!
Cindy: Yes! Let's follow him, he's so hot!

Chris Adams by school girlll July 6, 2010

Chris Hansen 

Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.

Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"

Chris Hansen by Suom Ynona August 25, 2009

"Chris Brown You" 

The act of using a person as your own punching bag after being provoked excessively by the other person involved. This term can apply to both the female or male.. being "Chris Browned"

if you dont stop bothering me, I will "CHRIS BROWN YOU"

"Chris Brown You" by Imani_T.O February 27, 2009

Chris Gingerjew 

a chillin' ass pothead kid who is most frequently associated with people at the skatepark... if the sun is not too bright for his delicate white freckled skin.

Yo , dude-man , I wass chillin with Chris Gingerjew yesterday." :wwooord" :yeah bro. We smokeda fattttty

Chris Gingerjew by captain deepthroat December 30, 2010

Chris Straits 

phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)

man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"

Chris Straits by Acme420 September 20, 2013

Chris Cook

he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax

Chris Cook he’s a weird motherfucker

Chris Cook by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019