captain hook

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

by manny January 28, 2003

captain obvious

One who dons this name is one who confronts falsity with the glaringly patent nature of truth.

CaptObvious battles liberalism on the perspectives forums:


fecklessboy: Opinions are what generate life

CaptObvious: I’m certain science disagrees.

by CaptObvious fan June 1, 2005

Captain midnight

Mory Fadiga.

also see Rashad White

Yo' Mory smile so i can see u...thanks captain midnight!!

by patrick flame November 3, 2004

Captain Marvel

Captain Marvel is a comic book superhero, originally published by Fawcett Comics and now owned by DC Comics. Created in 1939 by artist C.C. Beck and writer Bill Parker, the character first appeared in Whiz Comics #2 (Feb, 1940).

A movie was made March 8, 2019 and it was horrible. The entire movie gave off fake-feminism energy and entitled critics to say:

“It’s hard to remember Captain Marvel because it was boring.” -A.S. Hamrah, August 15, 2019

“Women and fans of female heroes deserved better than Captain Marvel (a mediocre entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).” -Nathaniel Rogers, August 8, 2019

“Awful, worst marvel movie yet.” -Valeria T.

“Bland and soul-less movie.” -Ian B.

“Wannabe Superman/Green Lantern/ Wonder women.” -Ashraful M.

“Definitely the saltine cracker of the Marvel industry. In summary, it sucked.” -Kayliana Scott

If you were planning to see this movie, good luck! It had a 53% audience rate. It was more of a filler for the next movie anyway.

Sam: Hey, have you seen Captain Marvel, the movie, yet?
Alex: I was going to because I love all of Marvel Comic Universe’s Movies, but I just saw the trailer and change my mind.
Sam: Good thinking. You don’t even need to see it to understand the Marvel finale anyway.

by (***AnonymouslyAnonymous***) November 1, 2019

shrimp boat captain

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

by tommy May 18, 2004

Captain save a Ho

The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.

Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.

Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.

by anon March 1, 2005

Captain Winky

A large amount of "childrens" books actually written for Adults.

Captain winky and the furry bush

by Princess Broken Butterfly April 24, 2007