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Upper-Crust 

1. The crusty, often hard-to-reach mucous found just behind the cartilage of the wealthy elite.

2. One who holds his or her nose high above everyone else in such great disdain, allowing septal mucosa to solidify in such a way.

3. A member of the Wealthy Elite (often of "old money") who treats others as though they were mere peasants born into (and destined to remain in) servitude.
Jill, though a modest girl, always knew she was destined for greater things. Though, she was always reluctant to accept any promotion that might benefit her in such a was to classify her as over-privileged, or upper-crust. The mere thought of it left the bitterest taste in her mouth.
Upper-Crust by TSVandenberg November 22, 2011
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curtain crust 

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!
curtain crust by Conenna April 9, 2015
Crust punk is the extreme evolution of hardcore punk. The genre might be considered hard to listen to and very abrasive, using elements of anarcho-punk and grindcore to create a unique sound that can either be fast and leaning to grindcore, or slow and mopey and/or melodic. It was originally called stenchcore. Although not the same genre, crust is closely related to d-beat, black metal, anarcho-punk, thrashcore and grindcore.

Lyrics to crust songs tend to be dark, and based around politics and current events and even some human emotion; topics such as nuclear destruction, environmentalism, racial equality, squatting/non-conformity, apocalypse, abolishing sexism, animal rights, veganism/vegetarianism, religious control, death (and/or escaping life) and anarchism are common. Crust is one of the darkest subgenres of punk, and also is one of the least recognizable as punk, in terms of sound. Elements of the crust sound can be heard in many Anarcho-punk bands, such as those signed to Profane Existence, Mortarhate Records, Havoc Records, & Life is Abuse Records.

Many consider the band Amebix to be the godfathers of crust punk, and consider the Arise! LP to be the first known defining crust punk album. The band Deviated Instinct, who actually coined the term "crust punk", was one of the first bands to play the genre as it commonly recognized today.

Listeners of crust punk music are often referred to as crusties
Amebix, Axegrinder and Nausea are crust bands.
crust by HP Morton April 11, 2006
It means that something is really good, means the same as mint.
"Oh look at those trainers, they're chusty mate!"
OR
"Mate, look at that bird, she's chusty!"
chusty by Abz Kebabz July 8, 2005

crustmobile 

A vehicle driven by someone who sux or is lame.
Yeah I heard that principle Wade drove his crustmobile off a cliff and it exploded.
crustmobile by Max L. May 20, 2007

ball crust 

A crusty substance coming off of some guy's balls. This is an advanced stage of crotch rot. It mostly comes from not showering, not cleaning your balls or wearing the same boxers/tighty whities for weeks, even months.
Guy: What the hell is all that nasty crusty stuff coming out of that guy's pant leg?
Other Guy: Aww dude... he has a serious condition of ball crust. I bet his boxers have fused with his scrotum by now considering the output of the crust.
Towelie: Wanna go get high?
ball crust by Mark O. S. September 21, 2005

Crust Noob 

Eating only the crust on a well made pizza that is not stuffed crust. Also being a total failure in anything you attempt
Kyser was a crust noob last night, total failure at Pizza Hut
Crust Noob by Uzi507 March 17, 2010