Colombia

place. Delightful land composed of a decidedly odd combination of foetid swamp and needlessly pointy mountains that, after a few millennia spent as a bottleneck for migratory aboriginal land speculators, became first a slave-state for predatory europeans and then a front for drug runners intent on destroying a much better country far to the north. A version of football is popular in the flatter bits of the country but a lack of centre backs with any sense of vision and a mandatory death sentence for keepers mishandling the ball has hampered Colombia’s progress on the international stage. Recent events in neighbouring Venezuela have prompted discussions amongst the top leaders centring on the feasibility of following the lead of the ancient wayfarers and moving the entire population and all their assets south into sparsely-settled Ecuador.

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If Venezuela becomes the 51st state could Colombia become the 2nd Puerto Rica?

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026

Colombian shit shack

Snort cocaine, then bring a girl into a porta potty and proceed to fuck her until she shits on your dick

Me and the school bop pulled a Colombian shit shack while my gf was at work

by Coochslayer420 January 16, 2026

Colombian roughhousing

When you stick a dildo up your ass, then stain the dildo with shit, cover it with jizz and stick it in your girls mouth while eating her butt.

when I was Colombian roughhousing I felt the dildo fill with my shit!

by B-16039 January 22, 2026

pulpnic colsmetchion

feeling sick while high on LSD

by SHIT STABBER June 18, 2003

gary colemann

is a nascar driver #25 and his car is red and yellow

gary colemann likes to drive nascars real fast

by gary colemann December 12, 2007

tori coltart

known as a very cool person(H). is best mates to many and loved my most people. She is a very energetic person. Her sense of humour is dirty but is a laugh to be around. She is very pretty and stunning.;

'tori coltart is such a legend i love her:)'

by abby.babiee June 2, 2008

Bodhi Coleman

A "Bodhi Coleman" is a piss poor oat who fucks society in all its ways.

Jack: Did you watch Jimmy Neutron last night.
James: Yeh I did, what about that piss poor oat like creature called Carl.
Jack: Yeah hes a "Bodhi Coleman"

by ForeheadNUMBER1 November 19, 2012