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k-nerd

A "kute nerd". A good looking nerd.
"That guy over there with the taped glasses and pocket protector is SUCH a k-nerd!"
by TopScore April 1, 2009
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evil nerd

1.)An urbandictionay user that writes bitchy definitions about a place like a high school, their teacher, a kid in their class, or even their girlfriend that dumped them.

2.)Or in general, it's someone who uses their technology power for evil.
1.) When Luke got caught giving Justin a black eye, he was suspended by the principal.
While at home, Luke transformed into an evil nerd and wrote a definition about his high school. Then he wrote definitons for Justin, Ms. Smith, and Mr. Johnson.

2.) The evil nerd hated his life and felt like punching someone. But he didn't know how to punch, so he decided to make a some malware of his own and post it on limewire.
by brian666evil August 10, 2008
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Bionic Nerd

A nerd that was constructed in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. Also referred to as a Super Nerd or Super Dork.

As referenced by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog from the Conan O'Brien Show, addressing nerds waiting outside the premier of Star Wars - Attack of the Clones.
Look at this guy! He looks like some kind of Super Nerd! Build in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. A Bionic Nerd if you will.
by Lashin October 1, 2008
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Nerd Swag

1.) When someone believes him- or herself to be cool, but in actuality he or she is a nerd.
2.) Someone who is so uncool that they are somehow cool.
3.) Being able to be oneself and deviating from the norm without justification or apology, but being able to pull it off.
1.) Joslyn fancies herself to be all that and a bag of Doritos, but she's such a nerd! She has nerd swag!

2.) It's not that Elijah is a total nerd. He just really knows how to rock that nerd swag.

3.) Joslyn had to call Elijah to tell him about this great new show she watched called Charles in Charge, and when she called him he was watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III on VHS. They have nerd swag.
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GREEK NERD

A Greek guy that spends his whole work day talking about computers with his coworkers and they pretend like they're interested.
Tom: "George keeps coming over talking to me about the computer he's building...WTF!"
Paolo: "again? you serious?"
Tom: "ya that's like the 100th time this week and its only Wednesday"
Paolo: "George is a greek nerd now. Next he'll be telling you about USB sticks"
by Greek Hernia August 21, 2011
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Nerd Tax

The premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics
Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax
by TedDeadMan July 5, 2010
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niche nerd

Noun. - A nerd who is only interested in a very well-defined sub-subset of nerd culture. While nerds are generally believed to like comics, video games, D&D, sci-fi, anime and astrophysics all at the same time, the niche nerd enjoys one or two things and tends to ignore or downright repudiate the rest.
As a niche nerd of extremely refined taste, I find your proposition of going to Comic-Con downright laughable.

Don't bother trying to buy Mick a video game for his birthday; he only likes Japanese RPG's for the Playstation One made during the first half of the nineties.
by 11redred11 November 12, 2010
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