She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.
by 306Rawj August 29, 2024
Get the Status wife mug.A woman from Scottsdale, Arizona. Married to a high income douche bag. She has had massive amounts of plastic surgery. Usually blonde hair. Face pulled way back. Oversized lips, butt and looks like Darcey from 90 day fiance.
by J. Bizlle September 13, 2024
Get the Scottsdale Super-Wife mug.Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.
Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.
Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.
by ThomasBloxia October 7, 2024
Get the Kinger's Abstracted Wife mug.She'd become a good friend when our spouses were having an affair, but she became my ex-wife-in-law when our ex-spouses got married.
by thmill December 2, 2024
Get the Ex-Wife-In-Law mug.If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out
Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out
Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*
Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*
by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024
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by anonymous December 11, 2024
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