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Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers
Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel
by bROCK13 February 6, 2010
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Weaver Beaver

A large warm comfortable Afghan carefully woven from 70's virgin pubic hairs.
Every night Jenny and I would snuggly up in her Weaver Beaver and spoon.
by Charlie2 November 25, 2007
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weakend

1. A weekend so lame and empty that Sunday evening, you become horrified that it is already over, and you have nothing to show for it. 2. A completely unsatisfying weekend. 3. A weekend that afforded you no break from work or school.
It was ten o'clock Sunday night when I realized my weakend was over.
by slinkylittlething April 27, 2008
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Waseeming

"Stop waseeming!"
by Andora April 23, 2010
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Waseeming

when someone called waseem attempts to ruin you, but fails.
Did Waseem just try waseeming you?
by HumphreyDem4nd September 9, 2019
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Weave

wig, fake hair, horse hair usually used by women who are too lazy to style their own hair. Other times they are used by women with medical issues, and have legitimate concerns about their public appearance as they have no other choice.

For the women who don't have medical issues, they are usually the ones always complaining about guys being fake and misrepresenting themselves, but yet they have no problem sporting a wig acting like its their own hair. Men have a lot more respect for women that take care of and style their own hair whether it be long or short.

About 80% of the women who wear weaves are usually shallow, lazy, stuck up, gold diggers, and/or have serious self confidence issues. Best to avoid this type unless you just want a one night stand. If they are too lazy to take care of their own appearance, chances are they are also too lazy to get a job, pay bills, or clean around the house.
Harry: "I saw Keisha yesterday and she had 15 inches of hair, I didn't realize her hair was that long, because she usually just wears an ugly shower cap all day"

Spencer: "You big dummy! that aint her real hair! She is too lazy to take care of her own hair, so she just buys weaves all the time"
by NHRATS January 2, 2012
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burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.
Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.
by Kevin February 25, 2005
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