vag waffle

a person acting like a pussy

military officer yelling at a VAG WAffLE...new recruit acting like a pussy

by TJB...drummond wisconsin woot! December 14, 2010

groovy waffles

(adjective) A recently (2010) evolved term that is derived from the 1960s-era slang-term "groovy" and the delicious breakfast food "waffles." It is a distant relative of the phrase "cool beans," loosely connected only in that they join together a slang term meaning "good" with a food item.

It has multiple possible uses, though the most common is in the situation that something is both offbeat and awesome, hence deserving an adjective that is equally offbeat and awesome.

Question: Hey did you see that girl dancing around with the flaming hula-hoop?

Response: Yeah, that was totally groovy waffles.

by RD323 September 15, 2010

Bonus Waffle

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013

Cold Waffle

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

by Spermin Sherman March 20, 2014

blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

Road Waffle

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.

Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other

by Ddoggydog August 5, 2016

Blue Waffle

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

by taint_talk November 23, 2016