Turd-boiler

Turd-boiler refers to a car that is of advanced age and runs like shit. It doesn't run smoothly, hiccupping along and spewing clouds of noxious fumes as it labors along. Also, it is an embarrassment to be seen in, either owning it or riding in it.
Dude, did you the car Dave was driving, that thing is a turd-boiler?!!
by Dr shammy December 24, 2018
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spec-turd

A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.
Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.

Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.
by Big Gabe December 11, 2007
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Turd Brown

A sloppy brownish color infused with yellow, off-white, pea green and red. This color is based on a Shaver Survey of public restrooms focusing primarily on gay bars, truck stops, McDonalds and rural strip clubs.
Percy said he wanted to mix a host of colours together to achieve a ralicious "turd brown" look for his riviting portrait of Mr. Squeezer.
by Alfonso T. Watt November 08, 2010
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Turd printer

The name given to a 3D printer that does a shit job replicating your 3D computer model ie. the surface finish is stringy, fails to print smaller details accurately, or fails the 3D print completely.

The definition also relates to the way a 3D printer prints 3D models. A 3D printer only has one nozzle that lays out plastic layer by layer to build up your 3D model this is similar to how turds can stack up on top of each other in the toilet bowl to create a 3D pyramid like shape.
Tom: Hey Sam, how did that 3D computer model turn out when you 3D printed it ?

Sam: My turd printer did a shit job. I need to get a better one.
by weaby1 October 16, 2013
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turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon
i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler
by maddie3333 February 03, 2009
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Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.
Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man
by 3b0nk4 March 14, 2011
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coochie turd

miss behaved child
that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked
by jalmighty February 04, 2014
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