Josh Pike

A really hard bloke that owns servers, bots and is a certified nonce that shags 15 year olds although himself he's almost 18, he also dates dutty haired women and snorts a lot of cocaine due to his addiction, and also has weird chink eyes and is unable to put on a condom correctly.

Look mate! It's the famous Josh Pike!

by JoshuaPike January 4, 2019

Josh kerton

A josh kerton is a gay boy that would do anything (gay related) for a sum of £10 million, josh kertons are also known for being sexually attracted to grasshoppers

Oh ruby your being such a josh kerton

by Ny k May 7, 2019

Josh Oldham

A brit with no friends who relies on a bad attitude to make others like him

Josh Oldham is the ugliest, fattest kid alive

by ffefheifhwe January 13, 2021

josh brown

L life L grades L school L reputation L everything

He’s such an L must be josh brown

by unmeunme November 22, 2021

take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.

"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

Josh Morgan

Literally the best person in history.
Sometimes called an absolute unit.

He ain’t no boomer he a zoomer

Josh Morgan is a absolute unit

by Absolute unit 15 November 19, 2019

hannah and josh

cunts

youre such a hannah and josh

by jhayes144 May 7, 2018