Rule #1 

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

Rule #1 by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

Rule 99 

Hitler’s law

If it exists, Hitler has reacted to it (most likely the Downfall version of Hitler)

See also: Rule 99.9

If he has not yet reacted to it, he will

Videos or gifs of Hitler reacting to memes and pop culture that came into existence over 70 years after the fall of the Third Reich which in any event would have absolutely no relevance to an unhinged tyrant watching his world collapse around him is a perfect example of rule 99

Hitler reacts to the new Call of Duty - textbook rule 99

Rule 99 by Alex-2598 February 25, 2021

Rule 31 

The girlfriend of a bro is not allowed to spend a birthday alone without partying, no matter what!

My girlfriend tried to break Rule 31

Rule 31 by Rulebook February 26, 2021

Rule 3330 

This rule can be used to break any rule on Urban Dictionary beginning with the number 1,2, or 3.

1: "Rule 100 applies here."
2: "No, it doesn't."
1: " Yeah, it does!"
2:"How?"
1: "Rule 3330!

Rule 3330 by Great Spot March 18, 2021

rule 34 

smth seggzy bitches search up to be even more swag 😎✌

bob 1; yo lets search up rule 34
bob 2; ew wtf
bob 3; omg yea bob 1
bob 1; manky unswag bob 2
bob 3; manky unswag bob 2

rule 34 by chrollo stan lol April 2, 2021

Rule 34.1 

If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it

This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc

RULE 34.1 in ACTION

Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*

Rule 34.1 by Razorclaw the crab April 2, 2021

Rule 3074

If it responds with more then 4 y’s it can killed.

“Dude Lily just texted me hey! How should I respond?”

“Did she fallow rule 3074?”

“Shit your Right.”

Rule 3074 by Finn the bin April 27, 2021