Patting the Steadman

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009

Pattispazm

The usually vocal and nearly uncontainable sensation of squee or delight at the sight of Robert Pattinson. Sociologically speaking, his proximity to Kristen Stewart seems to compound the effect.

I just saw a pic of Robert Pattinson leaving LAX and could barely contain my Pattispazms.

The crowd erupted in Pattispazms so I couldn't hear Robert Pattinson's red carpet interview.

by filmgirl May 18, 2010

Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part

Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.

by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011

patting it down

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.

Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.

by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011

Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011

Pattybear

A cute guy that looks gay but isn't. He resembles a cuddly cute teddy bear.

I'm not sure if that's a Pattybear or a gay guy.

by fishstickles August 1, 2011

Pattie Crider

A well define women whom is a great mother and the best girlfriend possible,with a heart of gold and all the strength needed to withstand the bullshit from j-hole.

If all women were like "Pattie Crider"the world would be a better place.

by I am your future September 27, 2011