by Seshie February 07, 2009
Yoni eggs are the eggs of yoni. he produces little racist babies that peak in highschool and end up 30, bald, fat and reddittors. They are usually Hanime fans with no life who post furry porn and own a fursuit. Literally the bottom of the human race. Considering these are the kids of Yoni who is a puss magnet, it is extremely confusing. (not to be confused with the other yoni eggs)
by Nutsack76 March 23, 2022
The female version of a tea-bag, in which a girl puts her genital area over another person's face.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)
As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
Commonly spoken in verb form. (Egg-cartoning)
As males have a bag-shaped genital region for a tea-bag, women have ovaries that carry eggs, therefore, it is an egg carton.
Dude, that chick totally just tea-bagged that other chick in the face!
Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.
Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.
Naw, man, she's a girl; she egg-cartoned her.
Wow, that was a nasty egg carton.
by legstretch October 19, 2012
A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.
Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!
This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!
Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!
This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!
Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.
by AB123456 May 16, 2011
Passing of a solid egg through ones anus. Makes a notable "kerrplunk" sound as it penetrates liquid beneath. Will most likely splash undercarriage. Takes place in bathrooms, over tarps, in pants, at Thai ping pong shows and has been seen in isolated farming communities. There have been several reported cases of this occurring spontaneously, most of which have been debunked after initially sparking debate in the science world.
by ideasnshit October 06, 2010
I'm so poor must eat mexican eggs.. take flour dough press into ball ( put yellow food color on top) some beans + 2 strips of mexican bacon Ole'... mexican eggs AKA huevos y habas.
PS I eat mexican eggs in my mexican motel con mucho gusto!
PS I eat mexican eggs in my mexican motel con mucho gusto!
by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006