Facebook says so

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012

Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

so much (for) stardust

Fall out boy’s 8th studio album, also arguably the best album ever released

“Hey, have you heard the new Fall Out Boy album?”
“You mean So Much (For) Stardust? Yeah, and its the best album ever!”

by felonysteve March 27, 2023

So Jung Hwan

A maknae, intro and center of Treasure13. His iconic line : Geol I need a Geol.

So Jung Hwan is the best center ever.

by Treasuren13noona April 26, 2019

Bootie so big

The fattest badonkadonk there is ever! Don’t you underestimate it it will suffocate you in your sleep and cause rage

That bootie so big got me wet.

by Hdhdhhdhdhdhehe November 23, 2021

Im so tired

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now

Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?

by raiissotired March 12, 2022