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No Hands Fandongo

The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping
There Gary goes again, he is doing the no hands fandongo and talking about Alabama
by m4224r September 16, 2012
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skittle hand

The hand of a man (usually a homosexual) filled with skittles, put by their dick, while they are given a blow job.

As in "Taste the Rainbow."
Show me how tasty your skittle hand is.
by Independence76 January 13, 2009
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Hand Jive

Doing something by hand or with your hands. Example ... a truck is backing up a small trailer into a tight spot but cannot get all the way in so you unhook the trailer and hand jive it the rest of the way into the spot.
Where is the dolly to move the new desk into the back office ? We have four guys here let's just hand jive it, it will be quicker.
by Pvt. Joe Snuffy March 17, 2022
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Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro
by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022
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Jackpot hand

(Noun) A term used to describe a hand in poker that contains 3 sevens, or three of a kind sevens. This is derived from the idea that 3 sevens is considered the jack pot on a slot machine.
Since that 7 came out on the flop, I've got a jackpot hand!
by OlFashioned November 14, 2013
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ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.
I don't really have a ranch hand
by lazyassloser April 5, 2004
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The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.
Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2006
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