J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.

Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'

by ayup ayup June 1, 2022

lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole

She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.

by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022

Lo mein

Lo mein (n): a word used to mean "stop" during role play.

Suppose two people are roleplaying and one says "Stop", it doesn't necessarily mean stop but if they say "Lo mein", it means stop.

by Deya McCann September 26, 2022

Clown-meister

Another name for Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, and/or his political associates

If his mouth is open and running, that dumb clown-meister Trump is usually lying about something.

by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022

Sus Meister General

Someone who acts particularly Sus at all times and behaves in a suspicious manner. This person is the most Sus person of all time.

Did you see how Ike was masturbating infront of a school? That’s so Sus he must be the Sus meister general

by Poop farter January 12, 2023

Shyster Meister

A Shyster Meister is a master of fraudulent business activities. The term creates contrast as Meister generally has a positive meaning whereas Shyster has a negative connotation. There is also contrast in the origin of the words.

HIs friend may be cunning but he is beyond that: a real Shyster Meister.

by Healer1 January 23, 2023

Lo mein brai

Wmmyou get the lo mein brain from tik tok

She downloaded the tik tok and the Chinese gave her the lo mein brain. Nothing but a zombie now. Her barin turned into Ramen noodles.

by Tree sap May 1, 2023