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Josh Pike

A really hard bloke that owns servers, bots and is a certified nonce that shags 15 year olds although himself he's almost 18, he also dates dutty haired women and snorts a lot of cocaine due to his addiction, and also has weird chink eyes and is unable to put on a condom correctly.
Look mate! It's the famous Josh Pike!
by JoshuaPike January 4, 2019
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Josh kerton

A josh kerton is a gay boy that would do anything (gay related) for a sum of £10 million, josh kertons are also known for being sexually attracted to grasshoppers
Oh ruby your being such a josh kerton
by Ny k May 7, 2019
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Josh Oldham

A brit with no friends who relies on a bad attitude to make others like him
Josh Oldham is the ugliest, fattest kid alive
by ffefheifhwe January 13, 2021
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josh brown

L life L grades L school L reputation L everything
He’s such an L must be josh brown
by unmeunme November 22, 2021
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take a josh

to release a huge pungent turd.
"Hey hurry up we gotta leave"
Dude I can't I gotta take a Josh.
by turdlip June 6, 2011
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Josh Morgan

Literally the best person in history.
Sometimes called an absolute unit.

He ain’t no boomer he a zoomer
by Absolute unit 15 November 19, 2019
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hannah and josh

by jhayes144 May 7, 2018
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