get her jersey

slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.

"Yea, that drunk girl ruined my chances with her friend...you know I had to get her jersey tho!"

by etown repper September 13, 2008

Jersey Girl

what's the difference between a jersey girl and trash???

trash get's picked up.
haha.

sorry to all the jersey girls, but i couldn't resist.

by bobby the ba5tard October 2, 2006

jersey

a person from new jersey, male or female, usually fat, can survive solely off of ranch dressing.

Hey Jersey, would you like some lettuce with that dressing, maybe some carrots?

by backseatabortion September 8, 2008

new jersey basement waterproofing

To repair a basement in N.J.

I was suprised to find out the new jersey basement waterproofing was a problem.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

New Jersey

Possibly the worst state to live in; the people are all idiots, the taxes are too damn high, it smells like hell, there are so many laws; New Jersey has more laws then every other state, everyone sucks at driving, everything is insanely expensive, you are either rich or poor; there is no in between, everything is insanely overly competitive, and there are so many fucking people! New Jersey isn't that big and the amount of people here is way to high. Honestly, I can't think of one positive thing to say about it; food is mediocre, there is a shit ton of traffic, the seasons suck; summer is too hot, winter is too cold. I have lived here my whole life and I would give anything to get out. NEVER MOVE TO NEW JERSEY. Everyone hates Newjersians.

Newjersian- "Yo what state do you live in?"
Random Person- "Not New Jersey, that place is a shithole!"
Newjersian- "Yeah, it is, why the fuck do people want to live here?"
shithole new jersey awful

by Newjerseysucksass November 24, 2013

Yuppie-Ass-Jersian

First of all they are ALWAYS from New Jersey. You know the type. They act all tough but they really are just bitch ass pencil pushing homos with anxiety problems. They have a little bit of money and power with decent connections so you might be tempted to put up with their bullshit. Total bitches though, and eventually if you hang out with them long enough, you too will share their qualities. Eventually you will move to Jersey and move your head around like a bitch when you get agitated and curse out innocent by-standers for no apparent reason. Be warned my friend, be warned.

Yuppie-Ass-Jersian: HEY UH I'LL KICK YOUR ASS DEA!!
Guy Minding His Own Business: Shut the fuck up you Yuppie-Ass-Jersian.
Yuppie-Ass-Jersian: Oh right, sorry dea, don't tell my boss OK buddy ahhhh.

by Dahn Turgenson February 8, 2009

Jersey

It sucks living here.

"Haha! You live in Jersey!"

by Razukin December 1, 2002