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Making Babies

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.
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Orphan baby

One person, whom is absorbed into a group due to his abandonment by his original group. Can be extremely costly to groups enjoyment as he consumes massive resources. Has no home and displays parasitic tendencies instead.
JZ and his crew were forced to deal with Fugatte's orphan baby when the other posse passed on the burden.
by Jbrym May 8, 2008
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Cry Baby

Someone who whines and cries.
Leonardo.E.Mitre is a member of AVALON, and he is a Cry Baby.
by AMEX forever July 3, 2012
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cry baby

Contrary to the actual words used, a cry baby neither cries nor is an infant, but is a fully grown adult who whines too much and should know better.

A cry baby will normally complain about the most petty things, like there being no packets of brown sugar on their hotel room tea tray, the fact the train is four minutes late, and being dumped by their significant other.

The only acceptable way to deal with a cry baby is to pretend to physically cry when they start complaining, by rubbing ones eyes and quivering ones bottom lip in a totally OTT manner, followed by the put-down "don't cry about it".
Tubs: "Can you believe it, there's no haddock left down the chippy!"
Edward: "Boo-hoo, don't cry about it, cry baby!"
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
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ass baby

1. A medical term used to describe a child that was conceived by anal sex and/or birthed through the anal cavity.

2. A human so hideous that only an ass could have produced such a thing.
Dora gave birth to a beautiful ass baby boy last night.

Carrot Top is an ass baby.
by JonD July 25, 2008
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jelly baby

Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor
by Fredro February 9, 2004
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water baby

Someone very comfortable in the water, Good swimmers, and never scared while in bodies of water
There's Jadine, back in the lake. She's such a water baby
by C. Moon August 25, 2006
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