Black Hair

Pulls a lot of bitches

“Did you see___’s black hair
“omg she’s so hot”

by poifish September 15, 2022

boneless hair

Hair so thin it looks boneless.
Usually super thin and far apart

I'm not balding it's just boneless hair.

by anonymous October 1, 2022

Halina Hair

This is a bed-head/ more natural look of hair that is fantastic looking either way. This is more feminine and focused on girls who may not think that its attractive.

Look you've got Halina hair!
Really? I've never thought so...
Are you serious?? Thats insane

by Z4kree December 14, 2021

burger hair

cool hair that is very cool

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!

by 1293928339.9 November 9, 2021

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 27, 2021