FigureskatingYASS's definitions

Finn L.

Hey FINN. A Finn L. is a greasy and majestic creature, and is commonly known to wear a rug around. They are scarce, but can be sighted occasionaly. This Finn in particular be chillin with mellon to the p and likes a certain.... girl........ whos name is a yam.

OOH! LOOK!!! It's a flopping Finn L. prancing towards me with a rug!!!

by FigureskatingYASS February 5, 2022

Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.

"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."

by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022