by oligospermia February 2, 2026
Get the guelph mug.We went to Fred and Danny's engagement party. But to our surprise they ended up having a guerilla wedding and got married there and then.
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When someone attempts to gaslight another person based on nothing but pure guesswork about the person they are attacking. This usually happens in a social media setting where two people who don't know each other are in flame war in the comments section of a public article and one person (usually the one losing) starts gaslighting the other person based on complete guesses about their life.
I was arguing with some dude online last night, and completely owning him, when suddenly he started guesslighting me out of nowhere by saying my wife wants to divorce me, my kids hate me, and my car is brokie territory. I mean, I'm not even married, my kid is 2 months old, and my Urus has all the extra options.
by Xeneo February 26, 2026
Get the guesslighting mug.The verb Guernicate, to Guernica, or to experience Guernication is a word derived from the name of the artwork named Guernica. Guernica is a large 1937 oil painting by Spanish artist Pablo Picasso. It is one of his best-known works, regarded by many art critics as the most moving and powerful anti-war painting in history. It is exhibited in the Museo Reina Sofía in Madrid.
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Bomb (something) out of existence.
"she had made up her mind that the woman had been guernicated, as forty missiles had rained upon her"
destroy or dismiss (a place) from a position of relevance or power.
"The overwhelming view is that Belgrade should be guernicated out of popular culture because the city holds nothing cool"
1.
common
Bomb (something) out of existence.
"she had made up her mind that the woman had been guernicated, as forty missiles had rained upon her"
destroy or dismiss (a place) from a position of relevance or power.
"The overwhelming view is that Belgrade should be guernicated out of popular culture because the city holds nothing cool"
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(verb) An Onomatopoeia; To eject material in manner best described as (superficially or otherwise) moist and high-velocity. Oftentimes ends with a squelching or splashing sound.
2. Guelph
(noun) A City in southern Ontario, Canada
3. from Guelph
(idiom) An informal, generally negative figure of speech used to denote something of dubious quality, unusual circumstance/behaviour or otherwise poor opinion.
(verb) An Onomatopoeia; To eject material in manner best described as (superficially or otherwise) moist and high-velocity. Oftentimes ends with a squelching or splashing sound.
2. Guelph
(noun) A City in southern Ontario, Canada
3. from Guelph
(idiom) An informal, generally negative figure of speech used to denote something of dubious quality, unusual circumstance/behaviour or otherwise poor opinion.
Example 1:
man 1: Unbelievable, that guy just shot mud out of a cannon with a mighty guelph and splattered that poor beach-goer.
man 2: Just absolutely slathered him with sauce, he did.
Example 2:
kid: I'm on lava reef zone in Sonic 3 and I keep dying to those fire shooters coming from the walls.
dad: oh, yeah, those. it's weird, rather than shooting the fire, it sounds like they guelph it, as if they literally say the word.
kid: what the hell are you talking about man
Example 3:
woman: bruh is this the soup from guelph? this shit tastes odious.
line cook: on jeff the killer's grave take it up w the chef
head chef: this pussy from guelph trippin... fuck outta my 'straunt before i consolidate you
man 1: Unbelievable, that guy just shot mud out of a cannon with a mighty guelph and splattered that poor beach-goer.
man 2: Just absolutely slathered him with sauce, he did.
Example 2:
kid: I'm on lava reef zone in Sonic 3 and I keep dying to those fire shooters coming from the walls.
dad: oh, yeah, those. it's weird, rather than shooting the fire, it sounds like they guelph it, as if they literally say the word.
kid: what the hell are you talking about man
Example 3:
woman: bruh is this the soup from guelph? this shit tastes odious.
line cook: on jeff the killer's grave take it up w the chef
head chef: this pussy from guelph trippin... fuck outta my 'straunt before i consolidate you
by Jockstrap Cowboy February 28, 2026
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by anon23234 March 25, 2026
Get the Guelphing mug.A guerrie is a V-shaped hand gesture when the ring and pinky finger and the middle and index finger 🖖 are separated from each other. This gesture shows respect when winning a game against the opponent(s).
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