The Joe Biden

Following a man around at a event till he has intercourse with you.

I did The Joe Biden to that dude last night.

by JosephRobinettBidenjr. January 17, 2023

Biden time

Biden time is an alternate version of standard time where one (typically Joe Biden) will show up anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours after the agreed upon start/arrival time.

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen John? He was supposed to get to the meeting at 02:00.
Person 2: Nah, he won't get here for at least another hour.
Person 1: Damn, he must be on that Biden time.

by CatsSlurpingSpines February 22, 2024

Bidening Out

“Bidening out”, refers to someone who is communicating unclearly, in a silly manner than can be and perhaps should, be mocked.

Your Bidening out bro! You think you should text your ex? What a plum.

by TismMan July 31, 2024

Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.

Joe Biden raped my dog

by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025

Joe Biden

A man who loves to tell stories about him playing with rusty shivs at a pool filled with black kids. He loves to make them believe that he actually lived in the ghetto with a bully named Cornpop. He is their hero.

Ey yo Jamarcus, hear this mf Joe Biden almost shanked that foo Cornpop when he was sleepwalking?

by HotFartsAnDaLongDriveHome May 29, 2024

The Hunter Biden

When a guy finishes in their partner, sticks their finger inside then sticks it in their nose.

Sally's boyfriend gave her the Hunter Biden when he finished.

by Gigging Goo October 4, 2023

Jill Bidening it

When your spouse or significant other is too drunk or high at a party but you're still having fun so you decide let him or her keep stumbling around the party talking gibberish and just generally making a fool of themselves.

Hey Karen, stop Jill Bidening it and take your drunk ass husband home, he's so drunk he's not making any sense and he's ruining the party.

by SouthSideSeth June 11, 2024